Wednesday, September 2, 2009

A Conversation With The Mister

My phone rings:

I answer.


Mister: "Hey, I have a question."

"Uh, okay, shoot."

Mister: "So... Do you wear underwear when you wear tights?"

"Well, yeah, but a lot of people don't."

Mister: "Oh that wasn't really my question anyway, but I thought it would be hot if you didn't wear any with them."

"Right. Well let me help you with that, my grandmother didn't wear any under hers."

Mister: "Oh. Ugh, Ack, seriously? I didn't even do anything today to deserve that!"

"I know, I feel bad. I kind of bothered myself with that one."

Mister: "Jeez. Well I noticed that there was a hole in those and thought it might be for, you know, "breathing"."

"Actually, those were brand new and tore yesterday, so I'm a little angry. But also? You inspect my undergarments way too closely."

Mister: "Yeah, I probably do."

"No, you definitely do. But you had like a real question, right?"

Mister: "Yeah, I do, but why do you know that about your grandma?"

"Uh she changed in front of me when I was little. You know. "

Mister: "No, I don't know. Let's keep this a secret."

"Eh... It's too late to worry about it. I mean, look at me. It's not getting any better if people don't know why I'm like this."


Jill Himitsu said...

I can't breathe. I'm laughing too hard.

Savannah Darling said...


I don't even want to think of my gramma wearing tights without her "underpants" (as she so lovingly called them.)


IB said...

Man, there's all kinds of wrong going on in this one. Funny though...sort of...

Sarah said...

Hon, you are hilarious!

Annabelle said...

I'm with you on the "panties/no panties with tights" debate. Shame on you grandma.

And yes,Inspector Crotchchecker is looking way too close.

Miss Yvonne said...

What is it with men and always wanting us to wearing things without underwear?

The Mister said...

In my defense they WERE haing inside out on the show door handle. How could I not see them.

MommaKiss said...

seriously, that's hysterical.

to "breathe" Heh.