Two things happened today:
1) I toured the company that bought us and what is to become our new office in two weeks. I can sum it up pretty well with this...
Imagine a Post Modern, all white, Dutch German mental hospital where men named Dieter and Hans might be walking around in black turtlenecks and off in the distance you hear the faint sounds of screaming. Suddenly those sounds comes to an abrupt halt. "Vould you like some Ice Cream? Be careful sitting in the chair, it's made out of three sticks and a sea shell, but really, sit there and admire this painting. It was painted by a recluse from the Swiss Alps who lost his arms saving kittens from Nazis and overly enthastic PETA protestors known simply as "The Huggers". He paints completely with his toes. We discovered him on You Tube." says Dieter. Or maybe Hans.
From now on I will merely refer to my company as Hans and Dieter.
2) When I picked my son up today he did not stop talking for a solid hour and a half. He only paused for quick breaths.
...And that is why I just opened a beer at 2:30 in the afternoon.
The end.
PS I think my office was decorated in Stanley Kubrick for Ikea.
6 comments:
God I wish I could have opened a beer at 2:30 in the afternoon today. Instead I worked until almost 6pm. On a Friday. Because I'm just that stupid.
P.S. You have to take pics of your new office.
Well shit...I accidentally posted under the wrong account. Now my secret identity is revealed to people who really don't give a damn.
SO AWESOME to have you back.
Happy to see you are posting again. I missed unique perspective.
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Love this. Also, what's a blog?
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